It is time for the time-honored tradition of New Year's Resolutions.
What I like about New Year's Resolutions is that they are rooted in optimism. Generally speaking no one ever resolves to gain weight, spend less time with their children, or spend more than they earn (unless they are the government.)
Last year, I gave up red meat. This was not based on ethical grounds and was frankly a bit of a lark. But having eschewed burgers for an entire year, I miss my perch at the top of the food chain. It's an easy way to feel superior to something, and as my other accolades are minimal, I have to take what I can get.
So, I find myself in need of a new resolution.
I like the thought of taking it easer, but that's a bit vague in terms of action items and measurable metrics. It occurs to me that if I'm using the words "action items" and "measurable metrics" I should probably resolve to get out more.
Taking it easier implies a messier house. I suppose I could learn to live with that. The dust bunnies will give me hives but I will be able to finally appreciate who these Kardashians are and just what makes them tic. Perhaps I could look to them for marital advice.
I'm not sure just how "taking it easier" would work at the office:
Me: "I'm trying to 'take it easy' and just simplify. My 40's are proving more complicated than I anticipated. I'm aching for work-life balance so I won't be able to get you those first quarter numbers until mid-June."
Bossman: "You're fired."So much for easing down the road. On second thought, It could be amusing is to be a pescatarian for a year. It sounds exotic, but not threatening, and I bet there are about 50 interesting things you can do with a can of tuna.
tlc
