Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Ode to a Pest

Oh, lady talking on your phone
Will you cease your endless drone?
And shut your loud, obnoxious trap
So I can take a little nap?

Grab a book or shut your eyes
Look out the window to the skies
Do that for which you are best suited
As long as it it's completely muted.

Will you please, at my behest
Turn off your phone so I can rest?
It's not an unreasonable request.
Nobody likes a Metro North Pest!